1. Open box of cereal. Eat contents with hands.
2. Make sandwich. Eat off shirt cardboard.
3. Heat up frozen pizza on space heater. Eat off desk.
4. Open can of tuna. Gag. Throw out. Go hungry for remainder of day.
5. Open jar of peanut butter. Dip in spoon. Eat. Notice oily cooling sensation beneath eyes.
6. Offer personal favorite meal to homeless drifter. Be rejected.
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