November 30, 2006

November: SUBLIMITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Photo copyright of T.M. Wolf, 2006.

Much like the J.P. Morgan Building, November was a sublime month -- terrifying in its monstrous, steely presence, but all the more intriguing because of that. In addition to a short entry re: Ghostface's upcoming More Fish and an annoucement/party invite for the Roots' London dates, I've got an embedded version of one of my favorite hip-hop vids -- the Lost Boyz' "Renee" -- and two more reviews. The first is another remix review, this time of Citizen Cope's ho-hum Every Waking Moment. The other is an experimental review EXCLUSIVE to CanineMind -- John Legend's stellar Once Again. The trick? It's a circular review. You can print it out at home, and overlap the first line with the last line by pulling the top and bottom edges of the paper together to create an unending loop of soul (criticism). If nothing else, I try hard for y'all.

And, finally, two new features:
1. "DoggieBags" -- the CanineMind e-mail feed. Now you don't have to check the site everyday for new content (I knooooooooooow you see it). Just enter your e-mail address into the field to the right and you can have the updates zipped right to your e-mail.
2. A restored RSS link, which can be accessed by clicking the orange icon to the right.

Onward and upward...

Video: Lost Boyz, "Renee"

Rather than just posting up videos I find absurd, how about I post a video I like for a song I like even more?

The Lost Boyz' "Renee" is a slice of blustery, down-jacket, mid-90s NYC hip-hop -- it remains one of the finest hip-hop love ballads of all time, and one of the songs that sealed my love for hip-hop. Discount the fact that Cheeks uses the phrase "smoke a blunt" 11 times in the song... his smoky delivery and coy withholding of key details ("She started feelin' on my chest /I started feelin' on her breast / And there's no need to stress the rest") add up to a significantly more emotionally powerful presentation than your run-of-the-mill "no strings attached sex" roughneck love song. I just wish I could find a version without a Toni Braxton pin-up tacked onto the beginning.


Rock/Electronica Review: Citizen Cope, "Every Waking Moment"


Originally reviewed for okayplayer.com

To wake, to live --
To live --perchance to create: ay, there's the rub,
For Every Waking Moment what things may come
Whilst we shuffle along these charged surfaces,
Must give us pause.
- The Bard, ed. C. Quixote

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Soul Review: John Legend, "Once Again"

A CanineMind Exclusive

“It’s not over, there’s another again.”

Once Again, John Legend presents soulful recursion at its best… with no end in sight.

Rarely did Legend’s debut, the platinum-selling Get Lifted, display the sort of raw vocal virtuosity associated with male soul greats. There’s something implacably aged in his vocals, a slightly ragged, geriatric quality that doesn’t always assuage the listener’s ear. If Legend’s voice isn’t the always the most enticing, he and his collaborators know exactly how to nest, layer, and counterbalance it to produce powerful, polished numbers. Fittingly, Get Lifted surpassed much of new millennium male soul albums with the precision of its glorious arrangements.

On the technical side of things, Once Again picks up where Get Lifted left off: argue with the songwriting on early cuts like “Heaven” and “Each Day Gets Better,” but not with their structures. Pleasantly surprising, however, is the expanded vocal range Legend displays this time around. Who knew he had a slightly raspy, trembling falsetto (“Show Me,” as touching as “Stay with You,” with extra heartbreak on the side)? Who knew he could give Sam Cooke a run for his money on some o-runs? I’ve long referred to Cooke as “The Master of the Sung-‘O’”: dig up an old cut like “Only Sixteen” and listen to how he drags out the ever important vowels (“with eyes that would glooooo-OOO-www”). Legend still can’t touch Cooke note-for-note, but he tries his damnedest to surpass the past master on “Slow Dance.”

“I propose / That we go / To the flo’ / And we sloooooooooooooooooooooooooow
dance… Let the music make you mOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve.”

Hat’s off.

Legend’s lyrics and trademark piano accompaniments still occasionally cross the line from smooth to schmaltz (“Coming Home”). Nevertheless, his words can now vie with his arrangements. At the heart of the album is Legend’s on-going, self-reflexive preoccupation with the writer’s dream: the hope that, with a few artful twirls of the pen, straight lines can be bent into perfect circles. From the frame-breaking, album-opening meta-entrĂ©e, “Save Room” to the penultimate pleas of “Another Again,” he all but begs the listener to return over and over, layering listening upon relistening in an unending loop of soul.

Legend v.Once Again is a figure sick not just with love – who among his many peers and predecessors wouldn’t fit that description? – but moreso with the always near-graspable possibility of completion and permanence achieved through words. If only, Once Again suggests, one could find the words – and arrange them just so – that would make further words worthless, that would entice another to enter and stay on forever – so that one could finally rest knowing

“It’s not over, there’s another again.”



*This is a "circular" review -- print it out on a single sheet of paper, and overlap the first and last lines to create an unending loop of soul (criticism) -- T.M.*

November 21, 2006

London Jawn


Okay, players...

Hip-hop's greatest band and (FULL DISCLOSURE) the shadowy overbosses upon whom my fledgling writing career currently rests, the Grammy Award-winning, Philly-bred Roots, are currently out on the European leg of their Game Theory tour, and are set to hit London around the middle of December. They're playing two shows at Shepherd's Bush Empire, one on Dec. 11 and the other on Dec. 12: doors at 7 PM, 20 gbp a pop. If that wasn't enough, Roots drummer/mastermind ?uestlove will be dropping a DJ set at London's Jazz Cafe on Dec. 13 -- doors open at 11 PM, 10 gbp (advance)/12 gbp (night-of) for the dopeness.

If you've been to a Roots concert before ("I've been losing count myself, and I ain't even that bad at math" -- "let me see, one, two three... my bad, this will be the fifth one... in three years"), you know live hip-hop... eff it, live MUSIC... doesn't get any better. If you've been to six, you know they hit you with a different playlist every time (the bossa nova remix of "You Got Me" they did in Asbury in 2003 was great). If you haven't been to one in the last year, they've got a full clip of new joints courtesy of Game Theory -- without a doubt their best effort since 1999's Things Fall Apart.

If you've never been to a Roots concert at all... well, I feel sorry for you. Don't keep on making the mistake you've been making for your entire earthly existence.

And if you've never been to a hip-hop concert before, put all your irrational fears aside... okayplayers are sophisticated... well, at least they have computers.

If you've gotten this far and still have no clue what I'm talking about, 'tube it up. I'm done with what I came to say, y'all can continue on...

"Never Do" feat. Raphael Saadiq



"You Got Me" feat. Erykah Badu on the hook



"The Seed" feat. Cody ChestnuTT

November 14, 2006

That's mad pyrotechnical, god... Pass the fish, son


Word around the Wally campfire is that hip-hop's e.e. cummings, Ghostface Killah, is dropping his second album of the year on Dec. 12, following up the early-2006 media darling Fishscale with a project titled (I pull your terry-cloth robe not)... More Fish. Let's forget for the moment that "fishscale" is coke, so calling it More Fish effectively literalizes the metaphor beyond comprehension (Ghost as coke-slinger --> Ghost as Cod-monger?)

Normally, I don't give the Jiggaman much credit as a record executive, but "chea"ing two albums in one year seems like a counterintuitively good move. Anyone who's familiar with the ever-growing Ghost apocrypha knows that for every great jawn included on an official Ghost release, another three were cut out for sample-clearance/angel-dust considerations. The best cuts on Bulletproof Wallets didn't actually make the album ("The Watch," "The Sun," the original "Flowers"); and Ghost's 718 album with the Theodore Unit pretty much sonned The Pretty Toney Album with a single little cut known as "Gorilla Hood" (Yo, they got that work -- check the "Media" section). Despite its horrendous title, the production line-up looks strong -- Madlib, Pete Rock, MF Doom, and Hi-Tek -- and the tracklist looks typically wacky.

Will the final product just be cutting-room scraps? Probably -- in fact, I hope so. Will it be better than the Game's latest (for real, it's alright not to like him)? Will it receive significantly less promotion than Kingdom Come? Most definitely. Will it be "mad flavorful"? How could it not? Word to my Wonderwoman Bracelet.

November 10, 2006

November: The Month of Her Majesty


No matter how hard I try, I can't get away from the Royal Family, more specifically, the Queen. The Queen was amusing; the Queen coming over for lunch and unveiling yet another highly (and strangely) phallic monument to her greatness is highly, highly inconvenient. Worst of all is being forcibly evicted from the Queen's Windsor guest lodge, tossed out into the night to "see what it feels like to be living in a palm shack in Santo Domingo."

I beg to differ with the rationale of this exercise: slum dwellers in the Dominican Republic don't have to worry about the Queen's snipers shooting them on sight.

I am so happy to have escaped with my life and my land tenure intact that I've got not only two reviews (Omar's latest addition to his famously strong catalog, and a very, very overproduced effort by Robert Randolph and the Family Band), but also a new *EXCLUSIVE*(BOMBS DROP) list, an excerpt of a longer piece on women in hip-hop, and a reflection on the selfhood-smashing simultaneity of B.G.'s "Where Da At?" video (I use the word "simulacric." !) Enjoy. Ol' scary ass...

November 09, 2006

Humor/List: "Recipes for a Terrible Day"

1. Open box of cereal. Eat contents with hands.

2. Make sandwich. Eat off shirt cardboard.

3. Heat up frozen pizza on space heater. Eat off desk.

4. Open can of tuna. Gag. Throw out. Go hungry for remainder of day.

5. Open jar of peanut butter. Dip in spoon. Eat. Notice oily cooling sensation beneath eyes.

6. Offer personal favorite meal to homeless drifter. Be rejected.

Video: B.G. and Jeff Richter, Pomo Auteurs Extraordinaire

It's difficult to explain how bizarre I find this video from New Orleans hood legend B.G. It is, for all intents and purposes, a low-fi version of Kanye's "Drive Slow" video -- and yet what it lacks in slickly simulacric, hyper-reflective car imagery it makes up for in the mind-bendingly self-referential final vignette, where B.G. raps while standing in front of a huge real-time video reproduction of himself.





As seems to be a running theme with me, I find this infinitely more thought-provoking than it probably should be.

Reflection: Women in Hip-Hop

Originally published on okayplayer.com

Women have always occupied a fraught place in hip-hop, perhaps more so now than ever. If not subjected to borderline-ridiculous-if-not-for-its-readily- obvious-cultural-influence misogyny (spearheaded by Snoop’s ambitious cultural project of ensconcing the mystical “ho” as a viable Third Sex in the place of actual women) or extreme credibility bashing (NaS), women have the unenviable “honor” of being pure embodiments of sugar, spice, and moral enlightenment… who also can sexually service a man like an experienced pro...

...And it gets weirder as one peels back the layers, moving beyond male rappers’ discussions of women and female rappers’ self-presentation to rappers’ metaphorical representations of hip-hop as a woman. These presentations aren’t necessarily all misogynistic – some can be seen as uplifting. They are, regardless, deeply gendered. But don’t take it from me…

Common (“I Used to Love H.E.R.)?
“Slim was fresh yo, when she was underground
Original, pure untampered and down sister
Boy I tell ya, I miss her”

Shabaam Sahdeeq (“I Still Love Her”)?
“She universal, she got all that with her
Loving her body I couldn’t wait to hit her
Got with her had to get her in my clutch and thrust
‘Cuz I love to lust, and lust to love”

Cormega (“American Beauty”)?
“I love her like a mother, my physical path
She even overlooked the fact about my criminal past”

Pharoahe Monch (“Rape”)?
“Grab the drums by the waistline
I snatch the kick, kick the snares and sodomize the bassline”

If hip-hop is a woman, why does she almost always have a man’s voice?


Click here to read the full original review of Eternia's It's Called Life

Soul Review: Omar, "Sing... If You Want It"

Originally reviewed for okayplayer.com

Fellow Exiles, Devoted Readers, and Habitual Haters,

I’m more firmly convinced than ever that England is the place to be (until daylight savings time expires, at least): the pound is strong, the weather is unseasonably warm, the architecture is daring, and the graveyards are exceedingly creepy. Best yet, England is home to the path-breaking soul singer Omar, who, unlike his better known American counterparts, actually releases albums – and excellent ones at that – with some semblance of regularity. Sing… If You Want It? Consider the choir convened. (More...)

Rock/Soul Review: Robert Randolph and the Family Band, "Colorblind"

Originally reviewed for okayplayer.com

I’ve got Robert Randolph and the Family Band’s latest, Colorblind, in my system. I’ve got a fat pack of construction paper. AND I just got my new 150-count Crayola Telescoping Crayon Tower. Your boy is going to WORK. (More...)